WTF FTW!

WTF, fancy new TV? Why does this DVD look like crap? What does "480i" even mean?

WTF, Sonic Burger? This food sucks! I am totally disappointed with my first visit to your restaurant, and will never return.

WTF, Rob? Did your guests' obnoxious kid really pee in your shower? WTF?!?

WTF, Letterman? You told the same joke about Ruth Maddoff's gold teeth three nights in a row!

WTF, crazy lady at the town hall meeting comparing President Obama to Adolf Hitler? I wish I could send you back in time so you could live under the Nazis for a month. And I wish your name was Goldberg.

WTF, politicians? Why are you still holding town halls?

WTF, all the women in my life? I cannot believe you put the sugar on your Cheerios first, and then pour the milk. Don't you see that just washes all the sugar to the bottom of the bowl? Yet no matter how many times I point this out you still do it.

WTF, Brianno's Deli? This sloppy dago could feed three people.

WTF, every single guest that goes on "The Daily Show"? How can you not know Jon Stewart is going to make you look like an idiot? Do you seriously think you are going to be the first guest to get the better of him? You are idiots.

WTF, Brett Favre? Get a hobby.

WTF, newspaper? There are more ads for tires here than news. Why am I still paying for you? WTF, me?

WTF, Scotland? Why did you let that guy who blew up 400 people out of prison? Isn't a long, slow death in prison kind of a bonus? You should go on Jon Stewart and explain yourself.

WTF, Windows XP? I didn't tell you to download some stupid upgrade. So stop asking me if I prefer to restart now or later. I'm pretty busy.

WTF, guys? Are you playing hoops at St. John's tomorrow or not? Let me know. We tip off at 8:00 a.m.