Offer Fatigue

How would you like to get ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS for two minutes of work? That's right: 1,000 U.S. DOLLARS for TWO MINUTES of work? Sound too good to be true? It's not.

Here's all you have to do: Just post a message on my weblog, St. John's Hoops, and I'll send you ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH. I'm so sure you'll enjoy the rich, online interaction with fellow wits and wags that I'll pay you COLD, HARD CASH just to try it.

But that's not all. I'm so confident you'll enjoy posting to St. John's Hoops again and again that I'll also include 1,000 FREE FONTS just for trying it. This is an offer you WON'T get anywhere else.

But wait! As if that's not a good enough reason to try posting to St. John's Hoops, I'll also give you a TWO MONTH SUPPLY OF VIAGRA absolutely FREE. There's no prescription needed, and I'll mail directly to your home or office.

And if you post now, I'll also throw in 1,000s of images of HOT NAKED CO-EDS. These are high-quality images you'll find NOWHERE else, not the same crappy thumbnails you've seen on other sites.

Think this offer couldn't possibly get better? Wrong! Post to St. John's Hoops today and I'll GUARANTEE THE LOWEST RATES AROUND. Don't even think about refinancing until you see our LOW, LOW RATES.

Still not convinced? Let me sweeten the pot with ONE MORE UNBELIEVABLE DEAL you won't find anywhere else: If you try St. John's Hoops within the next 20 minutes I'll include TEN MILLION DOLLARS -- TAX FREE! Thanks to a special arrangement with the exiled nephew of a former Nigerian dictator, I'm able to give you -- at absolutely NO RISK -- TEN MILLION DOLLARS in pure gold bouillon.

I GUARANTEE -- these are offers you absolutely WON'T FIND ANYWHERE ELSE.

Hoops at St. John's this Saturday at 8:00 a.m. Please let me know if you will or will not be there.