Schoenherr's coming. What's your problem?

Jeff "Sep" Schoenherr's coming up from New Ulm and staying overnight. Matt Thurber's coming. Matt Etzell's coming, and he's only got about a quarter of a good ankle between his two feet. So what's your problem?

The St. John's Hoops 10-year anniversary celebration is on Wednesday, October 20. The 3-on-3 tournament starts at 6:00 p.m., followed by merrymaking at Red's Savoy down the street. Here's a short list of people who should be embarrassed they haven't committed yet:

• Steve Balza
• Pat Imdieke
• Jim "Coach" Lee
• Chuck Kloos
• Marty Michael

At that's just a sampling. The rest of you, you know who you are. Don't make me post your names, call your wives, confront you in person at your offices.

RSVP today for the most fun you'll have this fall. Anyone who's ever trod the maple at St. John's is eligible -- nay, implored -- to participate.