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Other things that might also be made of people:

• Ceiling tiles
• Mousepads
• Green Machine flavored Naked Juice
• Sweeping compound
• Döner kebab (pronounced "Donner," N.B.)
• Fillings
• Dave's Gourmet Hot Sauce & Garden Spray
• Crocs
• Matt Veseldahl's freaky composite basketball

You can see, feel and taste that last one for yourself tomorrow at St. John's. Please let me know if you will or will not be playing this weekend. We tip off at 8:00 a.m., as usual.