We Report, You Deride

Dear FoxNews.com:

Are you serious with your new site design? I checked the calendar to see it was April 1st. This may be the worst web site I've ever seen from a company that's not selling imitation Viagra or off-shore betting.

Holy cow. I don't know whether your in-house talent is just that bad or you got sold a bill of goods by some web site consultancy, but your new design puts you on the fast track to online irrelevance. This is one visitor who won't be coming back.

Steve Yaeger
South St. Paul, Minn.
spy@usinternet.com

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Let's see . . . what else is on my mind today? Oh, I enjoyed this, from IRS form 2553 (Rev. 12-2002):

For Paperwork Reduction Act Notice, see page 4 of the instructions.

Isn't that priceless? Right up there with "Caution: Contents hot when heated."

Speaking of heated, was it a sweatbox at St. John's last week or what? Nevertheless, what a great night of hoops. Can we repeat this week? Let me know if you will or will not be playing tonight. We tip off -- or at least some of us do -- at 6:30 p.m.