I have a five-gallon jar of mayonnaise. Will you accept that?

According to Wells Fargo, the following are valid forms of ID for check cashing and suchlike. Please present one from each category when making transactions at the drive-through.

Class A:
Driver's license
Military I.D.
Passport
State ID
Alien registration

Class B:
Credit card
ATM card
Student I.D.
Sam's Club card
DNR license

One of the few clubs I'm proud to belong to: St. John's hoops. Last week was stellar, with several new faces and an ideal number of players. Please let me know if you will or will not be playing tomorrow. We tip off at 8:00, as usual.