Gender equality

Are you nuts? Of course I got permission from the Missus before posting last week's highly controversial list of the 10 Sexiest Women. Provided I gave equal opportunity. Herewith is the list of the 10 Sexiest Men Not Me. (Note: I am obligated to disclose that this is my list, not hers.)

1. George Will
2. Hugh Grant. Any movie, any time. I am not ashamed of this.
3. Clooney. Kind of like Jordan being drafted third, isn't it?
4. Jim Rockford
5. Kevin from "This Old House"
   

Uh...

6. Clive Owen?
7. Pierce Brosnan, I guess
8. Billy Zane. Paul Bard once said he resembles me, so that makes sense.
9. Dr. J. Aging very well.
   

Boy this is hard. I better look at some web sites.

OK, NOT Russell Crowe.

10. Liam Neeson!

That's ten! Whew, I wasn't sure that was possible. Thanks, internet!

Let me know if you will or will not be playing hoops at St. John's tomorrow, you sexy thing. We tip off at 8:00 a.m., as usual.

Next week: Correspondent Audrey Schroeder is just back from the DMZ. Yes, that DMZ. Full report to follow.